suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

suspend copylefting


bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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bootybar ant0rm


moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

totalhunk pokebae
fagflow:
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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

thelilnan forcefields


phobias:

if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am

phobias copylefting
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elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

elegancea greetings


lisabeam:

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

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aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

alieniverson warf4re
omgmeowhop copylefting


eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

eeveez nichvlas
12-gauge-rage retiredstripper
japcoregalore:

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering. 
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kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

kakkurau retiredstripper